WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING THIS NOW THIS IS SEASON THREE AND ONLY NOW ARE YOU REALIZING THIS SCHOOL IS FUCKED UP YOU ARE THE FUCKING PROTAGONIST HOW HAVE YOU SURVIVED ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN EPISODES
i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat
powerful…
Can we talk about how Ash’s chikorita’s first thought when released from it’s pokeball was to immediately turn around, rub against his leg, and look up at him as if to say “I love you so much. Hi there!”
Then Ash points at the opponent’s girafarig and immediately goes to face the foe. Yes, Ash looks a little annoyed, but he just points, doesn’t yell, just points.
This is why I love Pokémon so much. They aren’t just for battling, they are friends, companions. They love their trainers, at least those trainers that treat their Pokémon well. I would love to love in that world, where you make all these friends who will fight for you, knowing that they make you proud and safe.
so are we not going to talk about girafarig’s other head just weirdly turning its head towards you and showing off its teeth, signaling it absolutely wants to kill you?
I don’t care why, this is hysterical.
This is the best kind of prank.
No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.
They missed the part where he walks back into the toilet lmao
Will never not reblog this xD
first rule of disney fandom : always reblog peter and tink going to starbucks
This post is pulled from the depths of old tumblr
Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi
See, this? THIS is how you joke on “Thor being dumb”. It’s not that he’s actually DUMB, it’s that he’s ignorant to a lot of Earth things because he’s not FROM here, but also he’s a confident extrovert who’s going to act like he DOES know what he’s doing.
I was in a comic book store tossing up between two Captain America comics, when a neck beard came up to me and asked “first comic? no clue obviously” and I instinctually replied “first time speaking to a girl? no clue obviously”
I’m gonna work at it until this is my instinctual reply to this shit.
zerorolled
mbpokemonrulez
i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat
powerful…
